Category Archives: Products

Truck Nuts Review

Testicles for a car! It’s funny because cars don’t usually have testicles! Continue reading

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Netflix Review

Dan finally gets with the times. Continue reading

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Super Soaker 50

Dan fondly remembers his childhood. Also, a picture of an evil kid with a bird. You’ll understand when you see it. Continue reading

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Wire Coat Hangers Review

Dan continues to grasp at topics Continue reading

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Monopoly Review

Dan reviews the game that never, ever ends. EVER. Continue reading

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Connect Four Review

Dan remembers his favorite board game. Continue reading

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Nintendo 3DS Launch Event Review

Dan waits in line for a new videogame system, and he thinks he has the right to call OTHER people nerds. Continue reading

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Bop It! Efficient Review

Dan has a review… He Pulled It out of nowhere, Twisted It into something readable, and Bopped It onto the net. Continue reading

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Pogs Review

Dan used to have a slammer that smelled like bananas. It had a picture of a bulldog on it. None of that makes any sense, whatsoever. Continue reading

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McDonald’s Fancy Ketchup Review

Dan takes no prisoners in his shocking review of… ketchup packets? That’s it, I’m going home. Continue reading

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