Jar Jar Binks (Character) Review

What the hell? George Lucas, you stupid, no talent douche. Why the hell would you do this to us?

The original trilogy of Star Wars is some of the best film-making the world has ever seen. The movies are timeless, the characters are well-developed, and the music is mind-blowing. When we all found out about a prequel trilogy, there was a reason we all went ape-shit crazy.

Ape
“I need to stop eating so much Indian food”

Once we saw The Phantom Menace, our worlds changed. Not because the movie was amazing… No… It changed because of Jar Jar, the 7 foot tall, retarded space rabbit.

Jar Jar Binks has no redeeming qualities. He gets in the way, he makes poop jokes, and he’s more annoying than a box full of buzzing alarm clocks, YouTube videos about Gummi bears, and Lebron James.

Lebron James
It’s funny because he’s a douche

Jar Jar Binks is the worst thing to ever happen to this world (sorry Pompeii… you got replaced). Yes, the entire prequel series was terrible, but Jar Jar personified all the problems. He was silly in a film series that always took its fantastic mythos seriously. He was juvenile in a movie that should have appealed to people of all ages. Also… look at him!

Jar Jar Binks
What a goddamn asshole

Final verdict: Atheists use Jar Jar Binks as a proof in their argument that there is no God. The Vatican has yet to respond.

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One Response to Jar Jar Binks (Character) Review

  1. Cody says:

    “Atheists use Jar Jar Binks as a proof in their argument that there is no God.”

    Brilliant.