9 to 5 (3/9/2011) Review

9 to 5 (3 9 2011)

There are so many things wrong with this comic, I barely know where to start. I guess I’ll just begin with the most obvious one: By underlining “executive bonus”, the author seems to be making a statement that exectuvie bonus is a cute euphemism for what the boss is really discussing: Anal sex. I don’t really see any other meaning.

Seriously, this is the kind of boss that keeps a bucket in front of his desk, filled with what appear to be large, black dildos. I’ve worked in offices for several years now, and that kind of thing is almost never appropriate.

Sims can’t even see the sign from where he’s standing… What the hell would prompt the boss to say that then? Here’s a fun thing to try at the office: Any time someone walks by your door, say “It refers to my executive bonus” and see how long it takes to get fired. I’d give it a week, but only because the paperwork takes so damn long to fill out.

Final verdict: With that expression, the boss seems to be saying “Sims, I’m going to do you in the butt. I’m not asking and if you tell anyone, I’ll kill you. That’s my executive bonus.”

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