It took me 2 hours to get home on St Patrick’s Day thanks to all the accidents. A majority of these accidents were due to drunk drivers: Don’t drink and drive you goddamn assholes. What the hell is wrong with you? You are a waste of life and a blight upon society. How about you stop thinking about yourself for a damn second and realize that everytime you sit behind the wheel, you could potentially injure or kill an innocent person. Put down your goddamn green beer and take some time to sober up, or call a goddamn taxi. Jesus Christ people, it’s not hard. If you even consider driving drunk, you are a douchebag that should be spine-kicked until you can no longer cry out in pain. Stop being so goddamn stupid.