The Rapture

So… as far as I can tell, the world didn’t end on May 21st. And to be completely honest, I’m a little disappointed. Not that I wanted the world to end. Far from it. Life is dandy and I’m really in no hurry for it all to end. But, you have to admit that the comedic potential of a rapture is incredible. We could make jokes about the world ending before the Lions won a Super Bowl. My jokes about Brittani winning in America’s Next Top Model causing the Rapture would be much more relevant. And most importantly, no more world means no more Jersey Shore. As I said, I’m a little disappointed.

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