Dan Ruins Some Classic Jokes

Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions off your front lawn?

A: Is that… is that even a concern? Do the Detroit Lions just like to hang out on people’s lawns? I can’t imagine this comes up that often, and if it did… I dunno… get an autograph or two?

Poorly rendered paint drawing of a sign
I have yet to see one of these
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: One. But it would be a good idea to have a second one hold the chair or ladder (for safety reasons)

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Q: What’s the difference between an Oklahoma grad and an Oklahoma State grad?

A: They attended different universities

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Q: Why did the old man throw the clock out of his window?

A: He suffered from dementia

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Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

A: That’s not a joke.

Where can she be?
One day, my love, I will find you

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