Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions off your front lawn?
A: Is that… is that even a concern? Do the Detroit Lions just like to hang out on people’s lawns? I can’t imagine this comes up that often, and if it did… I dunno… get an autograph or two?
I have yet to see one of these
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: One. But it would be a good idea to have a second one hold the chair or ladder (for safety reasons)
Q: What’s the difference between an Oklahoma grad and an Oklahoma State grad?
A: They attended different universities
Q: Why did the old man throw the clock out of his window?
A: He suffered from dementia
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
A: That’s not a joke.
One day, my love, I will find you