You arrive in Omaha to find… well, not much of anything really. Omaha is a boring place. A cow strolls by with a note taped to his backside. Since it’s as good a lead as anything, you decide it’s the next clue.
Here’s what the note says:
CA ZB SREVRLE,
BAR ZRVC HL CERDB PFVSPELX CA TADDAJ ZB ODRLV.
PT FAC, ULEL GEL VAZL PFVSPEGCPAFGD IRACLV P’QL LFMABLX:
CUL TRCREL XLSLFXV AF JUGC JL XA PF CUL SELVLFC
CULB OGF HLOGRVL CULB CUPFW CULB OGF
CEB FAC CA HLOAZL G ZGF AT VROOLVV, HRC G ZGF AT QGDRL
FA! CEB FAC. XA. AE XA FAC. CULEL PV FA CEB.
PT BAR XELGZ PC, BAR OGF XA PC.
PT BAR XAF’C WFAJ JULEL BAREL YAPFY, BAR’DD LFX RS VAZLSDGOL LDVL.
ZB TLDDAJ GZLEPOGFV. GV G BARFY HAB, P XELGZLX AT HLPFY G HGVLHGDD.
HRC CAFPYUC P VGB, JL ZRVC ZAQL TAEJGEX, FAC HGOWJGEX;
RSJGEX, FAC TAEJGEX; GFX GDJGBV CJPEDPFY, CJPEDPFY, CJPEDPFY CAJGEXV TELLXAZ!
PT BAR FLLX CA TPFX ZL, OGDD ZL: 314-1631
Where did Carmen go this time?