Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2012

In a departure from usual reviews, I am now prepared to preview what I’m looking forward to in the year 2012.

1. The Avengers

Sure, there’s a new Batman film coming out, but I’m much more excited for The Avengers. The Marvel films have all been high quality lately and, damnit, I like the characters. Batman’s great and all, but if I could only see one this year, it’d be Avengers.

2. Summer Olympics in London

I like the Olympics. We get to show national pride, watch athletes compete at the highest levels, and make fun of Michael Phelps for being a douchenozzle. It’s win-win-win.

3. The Wii-U

It’s a new Nintendo system. I like Nintendo systems.

4. My wedding

Yes, dear readers, I am getting married. I am excited for it because I’m in love and I like to dance while drinking. It combines my two favorite things! My self-written vows will include some reference to Pokemon, but it’ll have to be subtle so I don’t make everyone hate me. Worth the risk, I believe.

5. The Apocalypse

The world might be ending! Time to party like it’s 1999! (Seriously, since we also thought the world might end at the end of 1999) I’d rather the world didn’t end, but if it did? Better be something cool / flashy. Global warming is boring, floods have been done, and even zombies are getting played out.

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